The Day My Wife Left Me

Today, she left me and I come back to an empty house. As Luther once said, "A house is not a home when the two of us are apart." Luckily for me this came in the mail today courtesy of Woot.com and my hard earned $39.

Ladies and gentlemen, what you see before you is the Carrera Agent Black Water Gun Radio Controlled SUV.  It measures over 13 inches in length and this baby is 7.5 inches tall.  Attached to the front of this monster is a water cannon that shoots a stream of water up to 6 meters. All you sickos with golden shower fetishes, this is the RC vehicle for you. Let's take a look from another angle.   

  

The car runs on the included lithium-ion battery which supposedly gets you 40 minutes of play time per charge.  Charging the battery out of the box was only about 1.5 hours for me today.  The controller uses a 9 volt battery which is also included. 

So for the next week before I join my wife in Taiwan, I will be keeping myself entertained with this new toy. By entertained, I do not mean of the golden shower variety kind of entertainment. I plan on torturing our cat Sushi and our niece. In fact, I chased her around my mom's house today until my sister-in-law made me stop. It was good fun. Good fun indeed.